Sexy short shy lady seeks sexy tall handsome man

Posted over a year ago | London, Hoxton | Age 23

I broke up with my boyfriend last year and I am looking for some comfort and NSA for now. A lot of people on the internet are a bit crazy and mad and that includes me. I smoke too much and I drink too much and I swear too much. I can be very loud and say inappropriate things to people some times when I’m pie eyed drunk, but when I'm sober I am very shy, especially when I don't know people around me.

I can be ridiculously clumsy, and occasionally absent minded. I don’t like new technology because I need to learn to use it again and it pisses me off. I’m very sarcastic and I have selective hearing. I ignore negativity. I sometimes laugh at inappropriate things that a lot of people do not find funny. I like seeing people fall and hurt themselves. Yes I can be a bitch sometimes.

I’m not going to reply to everyone that sends me an email. You will need to be good looking and tall (I never ever date short guys). I really like Enrique Iglesias, I’m a big fan of his. I like men that can sing and dance. If you look anything like Enrique or you are as handsome as him and you can sing and dance then I will reply promptly and take care of your needs gracefully and then some. I don’t take anything too seriously so this is a bit of a laugh really to see what’s out there.

I'm looking forward to reading your replies. Please no penis pics, I don't find them interesting, especially if you're ugly, fat and short, haha. I would rather see a pic of a tall handsome man than a pic of a short fat guy's penis. Duh! Bye folks! 💋

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